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Dear Haters On Facebook,
It has come to my attention that you do not appreciate when people (such as myself) put their baby or their furbaby pictures up as their profile pictures. You have described it as "creepy" and "annoying." I am going to have to disagree with you. Sometimes I change my picture to my husband's picture just to confuse our mutual friends and because I have a strange sense of humor. I'll give you that. That could be described as "annoying."
But I am not backing down on the kidlet pictures. I have heard you complain that "It looks like all I have are dogs and babies as facebook friends." Maybe you are one of those people who have 82,000 friends you don't actually know. But to me if you are facebook friends with me, you must be aware that I am not a skateboarding bulldog or the cutest five year old ever. If you are not aware, let me assure you that I am not. I am just a proud mommy. Also dogs don't have opposable thumbs and babies can't have a facebook until their twelve. So that's just silly.
I admit I do change my profile picture a lot, and it's usually to one of my kids. I have a gazillion pictures of my children, compared to 3 of me. I am usually the one behind the camera. Do you know why I change my profile picture to my kids? Because they are fucking adorable! And you should just bow down to the extreme adorableness and move on.
Or if that's not possible, if you still feel the need to hate and write long articles on stupid parents and how awesomely hipster hipsterly you are, then I have another question for you. Why the fuck are you on my friends list anyway?
a Facebook Parent.
What do you think of people with kids/animal profile pictures?