I smell like a monkey

Luckily Facebook alerts you to birthdays, because otherwise this would look like my page.

Yesterday was my birthday. Yes this is a shameless plea for Happy Birthday comments. How else am I supposed to get them?  I am 28 if you are curious. When I say 28 it sounds old, but I don't feel old. I know 28 isn't old so my elderly friends don't get on me about that. And by elderly I obviously mean any one over 30.

I had to work. I usually ask off but I used all vacation for Grandma being sick. So, we celebrated on Thursday my husband got me a scanner. Which is exactly what I wanted. Be prepared to see the awesomeness of my husband and I as clueless teenagers. The hilarity will be brought. I promise.

My husband surprised me and we also ate at Uchiko. When I say ate I mean we were giant fattys and had orgasms in public, in our mouth. It was dirty and awesome. If you are in Austin. Go. Now. Seriously.

nom nom nom

Anydrool , hit me up with some birthday love won't you...or not. I will know you don't really care and be super depressed and not eat for like an hour. But no pressure.